Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I still have a little drunk in my system
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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