Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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