were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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