K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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