Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize