If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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