Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
