if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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