I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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