If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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