Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize