What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Randomize
