NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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