There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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