I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just forgot I was standing up.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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