well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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