What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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