is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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