I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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