you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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