So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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