And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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