we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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