NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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