No subtext here. People are naked.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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