so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Oh god it's open bar.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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