you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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