If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
operation harelip BJ is a go
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
not ubering you a puppy
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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