the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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