If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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