I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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