I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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