Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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