OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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