this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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