I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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