I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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