just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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