Me. At least after what I've been through.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize