Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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