he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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