just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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