Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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