So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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