pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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