I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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