Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
