Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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