I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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