Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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