dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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