I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
wow bdsm is so cute
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