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Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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