We're facebook friends in real life
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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