so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
