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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
