She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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