eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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