So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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