Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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