dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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