that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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